lorpus the porpoise

im pretty queer, i like art a lot and doges and trying to be a better person. i have a pretty extensive 1920s tag and a special blog for all of the stupid dog pictures i reblog at lauralovesdoges. trigger warning for sexual assault posts on here (that encompasses CSA, DV, etc)

captainspicedrum:

My heart hurts and i feel alone but the truth is i have friends around me, some im lucky enough to live with, in the last year ive moved out of my mothers, gotten a job, gotten a license and gotten a car. I have a house to live in and i more than likely will continue to whether i go to school or not and as much as it feels like it, my life is not crashing in around me and i will grow from this and find someone who i will love as much as i loved you.

(via cornbug)

it really bugs me that people seem so comfortable shitting on fat people around me.

like. i may not be obese but i am definitely chubby, definitely over the accepted weight for women 

so i dont know if these people a) dont consider me fat b) dont care about offending me c) get off shaming fat people in front of a fat person d) are just that hella rude

but omg does it really bug me

tamorapierce:

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

::grrrroooaaaan::

(via thecatyouknow)

hella-lujah:

sundays-end:

dairy-queef:

i love being the radical degenerate queer of the family.

This minus the “queer” part. 

the most important thing about this post is the “queer” part. don’t you have a million other posts you can identify with without changing anything about them or a neckbeard to trim up or something? fall back and fuck off dude.

(via americasnumberonepartybitch)

avianawareness:

perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

birds are so cool omg

I won’t be happy until birds rule the internet because BIRDS.

(via thecatyouknow)

euo:

IM YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via halffacedwhiteboy)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via dahlia—noir)

(via ofwordsandwaltzes)